So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

  1. sylveonismyqueen reblogged this from gaythalia
  2. gaythalia reblogged this from ostritch-in-the-impala
  3. messedupfangirl reblogged this from textpost-blog
  4. umakemahtacobeefsizzle reblogged this from textpost-blog
  5. thewinter-souljaboy reblogged this from kaythelostgirl
  6. carls-34 reblogged this from textpost-blog
  7. kaythelostgirl reblogged this from theonetheycallmickey
  8. sammyinhalloweentown reblogged this from vashta-nerada-
  9. sobsnsmiles reblogged this from chinesechickenpenis
  10. inv-inci-ble reblogged this from princesssorina
  11. chinesechickenpenis reblogged this from textpost-blog
  12. of-mice-and-music reblogged this from selena-the-killer
  13. lelukeell reblogged this from thevoicecalledcheesecake
  14. daenerysdracarystargaryen reblogged this from textpost-blog
  15. bluemagikk reblogged this from doctorwho
  16. once-upon-a-ness reblogged this from wholocked-avenger
  17. wholocked-avenger reblogged this from bittersweet-bakerstreet
  18. lost-in-this-cruel-world-alone reblogged this from slowly-getting-worse
  19. slowly-getting-worse reblogged this from imnotagrownupiswear
  20. draftypunk reblogged this from imnotagrownupiswear
  21. imnotagrownupiswear reblogged this from evv-humans
  22. pinksunglasses15 reblogged this from short-circuited
  23. short-circuited reblogged this from official-gamora
  24. official-gamora reblogged this from dragonwithnoname
  25. dragonwithnoname reblogged this from r-u-c-b-a-r
  26. ya-friendly-neighborhood-stalker reblogged this from sketchyandspook
  27. sketchyandspook reblogged this from hey-there-delaney
  28. nolkon17 reblogged this from getoutoftheordinary
  29. kittenswill-destroytheworld reblogged this from evv-humans
  30. hey-there-delaney reblogged this from letsdrinktofeelingsoftemptationn
  31. getoutoftheordinary reblogged this from evv-humans
  32. r-u-c-b-a-r reblogged this from evv-humans
  33. sirfrankoman reblogged this from but-why-is-the-rum-always-gone